OPINION: Dokdo is not rock, but even if it is, don't steal our rocks stupid liar babo JAPAN!!! so hate...

- With G2H's Korean Correspondent, Alistair Edmund Kim:

By now everyone know that Dokdo is pride of Korea and world treasure that no stupid Japan can steal from rightfully claim Korea citizen. Why Dokdo so important? I don't need to tell you that. But we do know that Dokdo is not rock, it is real, vast, national treasure land where many Korea heritage and culture originate. Buddha once sat on top and after Buddha left, devil Japanese person come and try take Dokdo from Korea. Buddha is angry, but crazy Japan person tempt him with delicious sushi cho-bab (mmm... so yummy cho-bab and kim-bab almost like, but not with tasty hwae raw fish on top...) and he is leave Dokdo and live in Japan. But soon Korea regain strength and dignity and defeat evil Japan forces and have no need for stupid obsolete Honda patents, make Hyundai cars as original invention. Babo Buddha. But soon America person say, "I don't care about Dokdo, but isn't that those two rocks out in the Sea of Japan East Sea? Ya, my Korean friend told me about that, can't see why it's so important." But every person in world now know that Dokdo is not rock!!! Is vast country of Korea! But even if Dokdo is rock, why is Japan steal our rocks? Go steal own rocks, stupid Japan. Or else we resurrect Yi Swoo-Shin and he come and make impenetrable turtle boat and Korea people go in it and throw rocks at you, stupid Japan!! And then Japan is attack Korea again, but America people hear and come and drop atomic rock on Japan and Korea is liberated, with no help from America!! So, in conclusion, the issue surrounding the recent handover of the islands to the East of Korea is a complex one, which deserves more study and discussion. Stupid Japan! Dae-Han-Min-Guk Fighting!!


- Alistair Edmund Kim is a graduate of Contemporary Korean Culture and History at Yonsei University and holds a Master's degree in Public Discourse from Brigham Young University in the USA. Upon returning from the USA he became rich and now speaks perfect English.


UPDATE: Upon reading this report from Korean correspondent Alistair Edmund Kim, California Governor and Action-Movie Hero Arnold Schwarzenneger commented:

Time to Rock 'n Roll, Japaaaaaaaaan...